The Official 4Runners.com "Yo Momma" Joke Topic, As Suggested By Thatbassguy

Ask and you shall receive.

Yo momma's so salty, she rusted the stainless steel crossbars I've got!

 

Haha, I was just about to start one.

Yo mamma's so old, she took her driver's license test on a dinosaur

 

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

 

Yo momma's so old, they didn't let women get licenses back when Jesus was riding the dinosaurs.

 

Yo mama's so old her birthday expired.

 

Yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house

 

Yo mama's so fat her waist size is "equator"

 

Yo mamma's so fat, after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on her.

 

Yo momma's so fat, her waist size is rings of Jupiter! (Yes, Jupiter has rings, though not exactly like Saturn's.)

 

Yo momma's so fat, after sex you find other dudes whispering "help me" from between her fat rolls.

 

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is A1

 

Yo momma ate so many beans, she launches herself into orbit when she farts!

 

Yo mama is so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, she's got a ring of fat mommas circling her in orbit.

 

Yo momma and her girlfriend are so fat, they don't scissor, they blubber!

 

Yo mama’s so fat, I Just can’t.

 

Yo momma's so fat, she knows that the bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin'!

 

Yo mamma so fat, when she cuts herself gravy comes out.

 

Yo mama's cooking so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen.

 

Yo mamma's so ugly when you were born the doctors slapped HER

 

Yo mama so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

 

Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.

 

Yo momma so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.

 

Yo mama so fat, her KDSS blew out.

 

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them "jumpolines" 'til yo mama bounced on one.

 

No bullshit. Daughter had a girls day trip for her birthday today. Me and the 10yr old had ourselves a boys day at baseball and at home. Having some firepit smores out back and he asks me, quite seriously, "have you ever heard of....yo mama jokes?"

Read him some of this thread, and then we looked some up. "Yo mama's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 episodes" brought the house down.

 

Yo mama so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

 

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

 

Yo mama is so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, it has NO choice but to go down.