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The Official 4Runners.com "Yo Momma" Joke Topic, As Suggested By Thatbassguy

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Gamma Ray, May 6, 2023.

  1. May 6, 2023 at 8:53 AM
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    Gamma Ray

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    Yo momma's so salty, she rusted the stainless steel crossbars I've got!
     
  2. May 6, 2023 at 11:13 AM
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    Haha, I was just about to start one.

    Yo mamma's so old, she took her driver's license test on a dinosaur
     
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    Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
     
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  4. May 6, 2023 at 1:49 PM
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    Yo momma's so old, they didn't let women get licenses back when Jesus was riding the dinosaurs.
     
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  5. May 6, 2023 at 1:51 PM
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    Yo mama's so old her birthday expired.
     
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    Yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
     
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    Yo mama's so fat her waist size is "equator"
     
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  8. May 6, 2023 at 2:15 PM
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    Yo mamma's so fat, after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on her.
     
  9. May 6, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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    Gamma Ray [OP] Be excellent to each other

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    Yo momma's so fat, her waist size is rings of Jupiter! (Yes, Jupiter has rings, though not exactly like Saturn's.)
     
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    Yo momma's so fat, after sex you find other dudes whispering "help me" from between her fat rolls.
     
  11. May 6, 2023 at 2:22 PM
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    Yo mama's so fat her blood type is A1
     
  12. May 6, 2023 at 2:35 PM
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    Yo momma ate so many beans, she launches herself into orbit when she farts!
     
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    Yo mama is so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many.
     
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    Yo Momma's so fat, she's got a ring of fat mommas circling her in orbit.
     
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    Yo momma and her girlfriend are so fat, they don't scissor, they blubber!
     
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    Yo mama’s so fat, I Just can’t.
     
  17. May 6, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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    Yo momma's so fat, she knows that the bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin'!
     
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    Yo mamma so fat, when she cuts herself gravy comes out.
     
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    Yo mama's cooking so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen.
     
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    Yo mamma's so ugly when you were born the doctors slapped HER
     
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    Yo mama so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
     
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    Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
     
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    Yo momma so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
     
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    Yo mama so fat, her KDSS blew out.
     
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    Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them "jumpolines" 'til yo mama bounced on one.
     
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    No bullshit. Daughter had a girls day trip for her birthday today. Me and the 10yr old had ourselves a boys day at baseball and at home. Having some firepit smores out back and he asks me, quite seriously, "have you ever heard of....yo mama jokes?"

    Read him some of this thread, and then we looked some up. "Yo mama's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 episodes" brought the house down.
     
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    Yo mama so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
     
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    Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
     
  29. May 7, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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    Yo mama is so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
     
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    Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, it has NO choice but to go down.
     
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