*Official* Roast Me Thread

Its Submarine screen door on a submarine!

 

Im never buying a Toyota again.

 

Just having flashbacks from the movie Pearl Harbor. Nevermind.

 

What's a battleship?

 

Ankle height rock is not bouldering.

 

A battleship is a watered down version of a Toyota 4Runner.

 

LMAO

 

Is it bad that I fly a Japanese Rising Sun flag in my garage?

 

I just like the color.

 

Depends. Is your real name Mr. Miyagi?

 

I feel like playing in traffic on 495? Its FREAKIN nice out!

 

It's been nice recently. I've been enjoying the sunroof open and back window down while all the jeeps and broncos drive around with their tops on because the rain is coming.

Suckers - those tops are going to leak water anyway

 

Same here. I’ts been in the 70s and sunny for once so I’ve had all 6 open and it’s glorious. Sad thing is it makes me look around at the cars I pass and barely one in 10 even has a single window cracked on a beautiful day. Everybody sealed up with the AC on and staring at a phone


I remember as a kid my dad used to call it 4-40 air conditioning. 6-40 doesn’t quite have the same ring but I’ll take it…

 

When I see soneone on a phone I always think they are calling the FBI on me or something. Then the guys on their radios?

 

Ive taken dumps bigger than that rock you are so called “flexin” on. My sons power wheels could do better than that

 

Look like my dog lifting his leg.

 

I find that I get the best breeze with the backseat windows up, driver's open all the way, passenger's window open halfway, and the rear window open about halfway. But, when it's really hot, it feels cooler with the rear window closed for some reason. I figured this out when the AC quit on my '03.

Sometimes, though, when it's just perfect out, and I'm not going fast, I'll just crank everything down all the way.

 

It’s extremely dangerous and ill advised to go poking around croc or hippo infested waters. But the risk just gets amplified when it’s 4Runners that are floating around, and searching for prey.

 

Well the Bronco did float around... but not by choice

 

Reviving the dead thread. Not sure how many of you saw my thread asking about removing the back of passenger front seat so I could fit 8' 2x4s inside the vehicle. I decided to just pay for the shipping since it was roughly the cost to rent their truck and saved me the hassle.

Dude shows up to deliver them yesterday in an old toyota venza! WTF - I think my 4runner man card needs to be revoked...

 

Hahahaha!

 

That’s just a different burn
Where’s Kelso when you need him?…

 

Show me what you got

 

That's cute how you drove through a mud puddle at the mall and then parked in front of a painted building to make it look like you were in the great outdoors.

 

I bet you say that to all the strange men you meet online.