No manual, mystery buttons

WHAT?!?! Wtf does anyone need that for? Especially 3? I actually push mine up the old fashioned way...This friggen thing, with all the fancy crap like "touch door locks" AWD, all the different driving condition selection, is much more likely to leave me on the side of the road than my 99 Tacoma. Who needs a computer in the center of the dashboard? I already thoroughly miss my flippable rear view mirror... How long are the heated/cooled/power seats gonna operate? I think I stepped in sh*t. I bet the transmission in this thing runs 7500 bucks.... anyway thanks...

 

Back in my day (vigorously shakes fist in no particular direction)!

 

Did your high school teacher come up with your username?

 

Annoyance ejection controls.

 

Wow, there's one on every platform. It must be you. Actually I'm 52 years old. I'm old fashioned. I apologize if simplicity bores you, I prefer it. Nobody has spent 5k repairing a sway bar in prior centuries

 

You ain’t wrong. I had a Murano that I spent almost 5 grand fixing electronic do dads and seat heaters just out of warranty at about 60,000 miles. None of the issues had anything to do with how the vehicle ran or emissions. Peripheral bullshit that I’m glad my 5th gen doesn’t have.

 

I like simplicity too but your reaction to a garage door opener button does seem a bit over the top.

 

Exactly. Don’t use it and if it stops working one day you won’t miss it.

 

Most basic, ancient powertrain in the entire Toyota lineup, and you're still complaining

Homelink has been around when you were in your 20s.

 

Specifically bought the model with the most superfluous features, then complains about unnecessary doodads...

 

Well...#1. left turn indicator
#2. right turn indicator
#3. ejection seat, for driver.

 

why did you get a limited and not an sr5 if you dont care/want all the tech?

 

Oh man, I had forgotten about that movie. Good times.

*Turns cap backwards* "Just like flippin' a switch."

 

I was going to reply with something like "good one, bro" with a smilie or something.

Then I read other replies to and discussion following your post and realized you were serious.

Never mind. Carry on.