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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by The last breed, Mar 21, 2022.

  1. Sep 18, 2022 at 3:25 PM
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    SR5 Limited

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    Then there was this Chinese guy. Always coming in with his hot daughter trying to finagle a price for diamonds. I think he exported them or something.
     
  2. Sep 19, 2022 at 4:18 PM
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    My rims aren’t on this credit card bill? Christ!
     
  3. Sep 19, 2022 at 4:55 PM
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    How am I supposed to get this 59’ Harley when they charge so much interest?
     
  4. Sep 19, 2022 at 9:07 PM
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    I know the cop that found John Bobbit’s penis in the bushes.
     
  5. Sep 20, 2022 at 12:18 PM
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    None. Bone Stock. EXCEPT: Brushguard, tow hitch, both welded to the frame. It's good to have friends and a fully equipped garage!
    Now that's a claim to fame.
     
  6. Sep 22, 2022 at 7:00 PM
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    I haven’t told my wife I bought tires yet. And they’re showing up tomorrow.
     
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  7. Sep 23, 2022 at 8:54 AM
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    An Engineer decides to walk home from work one evening. On his way home, he crosses a street and hears a voice "Hey look down, over here!!" The engineer stops, looks down and its a talking frog??!! He picks up the Frog and the Frog says:

    "I'm a beautiful princess, if you kiss me I will turn back into a beautiful princess"

    The engineer smiles at the talking frog, places it into his shirt pocket and continues his walk home. Again the frog starts talking "Hey!!" the man stops and removes from frog from his shirt pocket. The Frog says:

    "Not only am I a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will turn back into a beautiful princess, but I will stay with you for two weeks and do ANYTHING you want."

    Again, the engineer smiles at the frog and places the frog back into his pocket.

    The engineer finally makes it home, walks into his living room sits down on the couch and removes the frog from his pocket, placing the frog on the coffee table.

    The frog says "Hey! I told you that I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me not only will I turn back into a beautiful princess but I will stay with you for two weeks and do anything you want. I don't get it, who says no to that? Why won't you kiss me?!

    The man says:

    "Look, I'm an Engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog? Now that's just cool."
     
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  8. Sep 26, 2022 at 6:30 PM
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    I have 9 tags and I’m down to one GD Corolla.
     
  9. Sep 26, 2022 at 6:30 PM
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    Well they are repaving all the roads so not riding the bikes.
     
  10. Sep 26, 2022 at 7:17 PM
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    I already fit a deer in the trunk. Ask me how I loaded up four 265/75 wheels?
     
  11. Sep 28, 2022 at 8:00 PM
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  12. Sep 29, 2022 at 6:52 PM
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    I have 42 wheels without counting the riding lawn mower.
     
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  13. Sep 29, 2022 at 7:09 PM
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    Thatbassguy New member? Really??

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    RSG sliders, Yakima offgrid basket, Pro-Comp wheels, SOS Streamline bumper and skids, Warn VR EVO10S winch + Ultimate Sidewinder, Bilstein 6112 + 5100 + rear lift coils, Rigid Dually SS ditch lights w/Caliraised brackets and OEM style dash switch
    There was a thread a while back on a fishing forum I was on where people were comparing their cylinder index, between cars, lawnmowers, etc. I like the "tire index" idea, even though I'm pretty pathetic with only 10 (4Runner, TC, Bicycle).

    I could probably hold my own in a fishing gear or Milwaukee tool based comparison. :D
     
  14. Sep 29, 2022 at 7:55 PM
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    48 cylinders.
     
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