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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by The last breed, Mar 21, 2022.

  1. Jul 1, 2022 at 10:15 PM
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    “I think I will go sit down beside a tree”, says the guy who got shot in the neck with a bow in the show Ghosts?
     
  2. Jul 1, 2022 at 11:02 PM
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    I’m one of the guys in the basement that died of Bubonic Plague.
     
  3. Jul 1, 2022 at 11:08 PM
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    More like “Water Boy”.
     
  4. Jul 6, 2022 at 8:10 AM
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    I was born blind.
     
  5. Jul 6, 2022 at 10:33 AM
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    My third eye is blind.
     
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  6. Jul 12, 2022 at 3:11 PM
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    The Virgin Islands are not virgin any more. I took the best dump of my life on “The Mountain Top”. No, could not flush toilet paper.
     
  7. Jul 12, 2022 at 3:47 PM
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  8. Jul 12, 2022 at 11:34 PM
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    My wife’s birth name is Hung, Dong.
     
  9. Jul 12, 2022 at 11:37 PM
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    I just found out today after 16 years of marriage. South Korean, but I’m thinking maybe they snuck her in from the North?
     
  10. Jul 12, 2022 at 11:45 PM
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    She wears like a size 4 kid’s shoe.
     
  11. Jul 12, 2022 at 11:49 PM
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    Are 8mm porn movies paying anything these days?
     
  12. Jul 13, 2022 at 1:56 AM
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    If you open a bag of dried meal worms sold as “Happy Hen Chicken Treats” you will be greeted by the smell of freeze dried peanuts. There is a warning that reads, “This product was processed in a facility that also processes peanuts.” Why? Do chickens have peanut allergies?
    The bigger question is; Why is there no warning label on a jar of peanuts that lets you know they were processed in a facility that also processes worms? Wouldn’t you like to know? :spy:
     
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  13. Jul 13, 2022 at 7:24 AM
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    Haha, made me laugh!

    But…
    Are these “treats” meant for human consumption, or pet food?
     
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  14. Jul 13, 2022 at 7:49 AM
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    Historically, they’ve been marketed as treats for chickens, but the world is a’changin’!
     
  15. Jul 13, 2022 at 12:07 PM
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    I think I'll pass...

    I ate a number of "things" I'd rather not eat during a non-survival situation when I went through SEER school in Pensacola. At the time, the CO of the school was a good friend of my father from back in "the Day", so he slipped me in. Cdr. Thomlinson, was his name. No records, no paperwork, I just had to show up and have fun. I took 3 weeks leave, and caught a MAC flight down from Millington.
    Well, errrr....yeah. Fun. Right.

    BTW: If you're going to make love to a man's daughter on his boat, make sure the anchor is set first. It's awful embarrassing to look up and realize you've drifted almost into one of the base's piers.

    Have fun, all!
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    I’m eating the next snapper I find. When you save and animal like a goose from getting pulled under, it changes your perspective a little. And I hear they are delicious.96E90277-BD92-4825-955B-1DF8E2BC1263.jpg
     
  17. Jul 13, 2022 at 12:58 PM
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    I’m saving the skull it’s not ready yet.
     
  18. Jul 13, 2022 at 1:25 PM
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    I usually wait until a hard freeze. Then when the geese’s feet get stuck frozen in,I run them over with the lawn mower.
     
  19. Jul 13, 2022 at 3:31 PM
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  20. Jul 13, 2022 at 4:00 PM
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    Haha! The old “SERE school is fun” trick! Here, sign this NDA before the “fun” begins. Edit: I graduated from Camp Slappy in 01.
     
  21. Jul 13, 2022 at 9:54 PM
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    You like my transformers?1FD50D3B-4E5E-4C31-B02C-5E92679B4A0B.jpg
     
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  22. Jul 22, 2022 at 8:01 PM
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    I own more steel than the queen of England.
     
  23. Jul 23, 2022 at 7:57 PM
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    Too many..... • Suspension – Old Man Emu BP-51 front and back with Medium load coils • Tires: AT3 Faulken Wildpeak – 285/70/17 • Wheels: Relations Race Wheels, RR7-H with -12 offset • Full roof rack and ladder by Westcott Design (removed the stock Yakima basket) • Molle storage panels by Rago fabrication • Front light brackets by Rago • Illuminator light bracket by Rago (roof rack location) Lights • Morimoto front and back with sequential signals • Morimoto fog lights and side mirrors with sequential signals • 40” Baja design light bar for roof rack • 20” S8 Baja design driving combo (winch location) • Squadron sport baja design ditch lights • S2 Chase lights by baja designs (mounted on roof) In the bay: • Odyssey 34-PC Battery • SDQH Aluminum billet battery terminals and bracket • Switch Pro 9100 with aluminum tray • Anytime front and back camera • ARB twin compressor Recovery & Protection: • Smittybilt X20 synthetic rope winch • Factor 55 fairlead and flatlink • Southern Style Off-road (SSO) low profile bumper • SSO stage 2 high clearance wings • Weekend warrior recovery kit by treaty oak • RCI – skid plates – entire vehicle + catalytic converter protection wings Interior: • Nano Ceramic IR – Avery Dennison Window tint – all windows • Several phone mounts • Upgraded Rear Hatch lift gate struts (ladder is heavy) • Boom blaster horn switch (featuring La cucaracha) Performance: • Magnusum Supercharger • Gibson exhaust with dual black tip • Pedal Commander
    On highway 45 south bound - Houston

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  24. Jul 23, 2022 at 8:15 PM
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    I may have monkey pox.
     
  25. Jul 23, 2022 at 8:16 PM
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    I found a nice quiet place in some poison Ivy. I’m not allergic, but something on my wrist just appeared.
     
  26. Jul 23, 2022 at 9:02 PM
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    Never mind it’s prob just some kind of flesh-eating bacteria.
     
  27. Jul 23, 2022 at 9:03 PM
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    Prob going to make a bon-fire. I’ve heard “do not burn the red ones” why I have no idea?
     
  28. Jul 24, 2022 at 3:51 AM
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    I’ll just dig it out with my Havalon, won’t be the first time.
     
  29. Jul 28, 2022 at 6:40 PM
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    I got my mom and dad a farm kitten. I brought it home for Christmas. I let it run around the house then it disappeared and I realize it went down an open vent in the HVAC system. And then when the heat kicked on it would start meowing. After “going under” and dismantling some vent shafts. I couldn’t find it. So, my sister put some food out and when things quieted down it came back out of the same vent.:)
     
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    Then the farm house where she came from burnt down after her parents were both killed by cars in the road.
     

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