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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by The last breed, Mar 21, 2022.

  1. Jun 22, 2022 at 1:41 PM
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    They just flushed it all down the toilet.:)
     
  2. Jun 22, 2022 at 1:44 PM
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    I’m gonna get video of some dumbass on a boat that’s about to get struck by lightning.
     
  3. Jun 22, 2022 at 3:42 PM
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    That’s the first time in 20 years we have had a storm drop south on us like that.
     
  4. Jun 22, 2022 at 8:35 PM
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    And the lightning bugs are all in the tops of the trees. First time I’ve seen that.
     
  5. Jun 23, 2022 at 5:16 PM
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    None. Bone Stock. EXCEPT: Brushguard, tow hitch, both welded to the frame. It's good to have friends and a fully equipped garage!
    Every time I see lightning striking a body of water, all I can hear in my head is God saying "F&^( all you friggen fish!"

    What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is a very large, heavy animal. The other is a little lighter.

    Have a fun day, all!
    Pat☺
     
  6. Jun 23, 2022 at 5:34 PM
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    I like dogs. But I really don’t give a $&@“ about your dog.
     
  7. Jun 23, 2022 at 5:57 PM
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    Not you, that comedian said it the one that drank whiskey on stage. What was his name?
     
  8. Jun 23, 2022 at 5:59 PM
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    My elbow hurts I’m in pain.
     
  9. Jun 23, 2022 at 6:17 PM
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    Remember when the rain storms were like little calculated windshield wipers gently sweeping across the country?
     
  10. Jun 23, 2022 at 6:24 PM
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    That’s a thousand rounds a week with the 155.
     
  11. Jun 23, 2022 at 6:41 PM
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    One time they tried to blow my heart in half but it didn’t work. That was a good one there.
     
  12. Jun 23, 2022 at 7:20 PM
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    It’s not my fault Toyota started waisting money on NASCAR.
     
  13. Jun 24, 2022 at 12:18 PM
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    Ron White. The Tater, and his son, Tater Tot.
     
  14. Jun 27, 2022 at 6:35 PM
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    My 1986 Ford has all the original bulbs in it I did change out one headlight.
    Brand new Chevy truck I was admiring until it hit the brakes and it already had a burnt out taillight.
     
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  15. Jun 28, 2022 at 7:22 AM
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    Where’s the best place to live in California?
    Suggestions?
     
  16. Jun 28, 2022 at 7:56 AM
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    I was thinking about the Cecil building. I just saw a show on it and seems pretty nice. Better than any shithole around here. Built on slave labor.
     
  17. Jun 28, 2022 at 11:20 AM
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    None. Bone Stock. EXCEPT: Brushguard, tow hitch, both welded to the frame. It's good to have friends and a fully equipped garage!
    La Honda, no question. That's me, though. It depends on what you like. If you're not into steep hills covered in redwoods, there's just about any kind of environment you can ask for.

    The politics are rediculous, crime is out of control, prices are entirely too high, especially considering a lot of the things you're paying for come ashore in the ports, or are grown there, and things like that, but the environments are almost infinitely varied. It all depends on what you like, and what you're willing to pay for it.
    I grew up in Woodside, in the Bay Area. Last time I checked on property there, I found a nice, 1/4 acre lot. No access, no improvements, no services. Listed for $1 Million dollars. The house I grew up in, 3 bed, 2 bath, on one acre, $2.4 million. My parents payed $80,000.00 for it. You can see, prices for property have risen slightly over the years.

    Good luck!
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  18. Jun 28, 2022 at 12:43 PM
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    Is there work in California? I hear they are paying bums $15 a hour to pick up trash? I can do that for sure.
     
  19. Jun 28, 2022 at 2:47 PM
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    I was thinking about “The Boo” they need trash men there too?
    I can get a one way flight to LA for three bills. From there I will sell/trade my body.:)
     
  20. Jun 28, 2022 at 5:28 PM
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    My starter just died:(



    “Nobody rides for free”
     
  21. Jun 28, 2022 at 7:32 PM
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    Why is a smaller toilet more expensive than a bigger one?
     
  22. Jun 29, 2022 at 3:03 PM
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    I’m being nice. That’s bad Charma right there.
     
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  23. Jun 29, 2022 at 4:14 PM
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    I’ve got a little water in the hatch. I think it’s from the tree limb that smashed it.
     
  24. Jun 29, 2022 at 5:29 PM
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    Smells like a gut shot deer.
     
  25. Jun 29, 2022 at 5:30 PM
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    I kinda like it.
     
  26. Jun 29, 2022 at 5:33 PM
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    I’m tryin to get these girls to pose in front of it. I “think” they are 16.:)
     
  27. Jun 29, 2022 at 6:22 PM
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    I caulked my roof rack. It’s white though. Just adds to its toughness.
     

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