A thread in which I shall insult you, your taste, and your car.

The salesperson was surprised I did not want the Lunar Rock that they had.

 

Army Green - tank commander wannabes
Cavalry Blue - Custer's last stand?
Underground - should've stayed underground.

 

As previously mentioned in this thread, Henry Ford said that you could have any color you wanted as long as it was black. I was pleased to find out that Toyota had taken this philosophy a step further: you can have any color you want, or any trim line you want, but not both. This policy opens up a significantly larger variety of things you can't have, which makes the elusive goal of dissatisfaction much easier to attain.

I ended up with Lunar Rock, which I have grown to appreciate because it approximates the appearance of Zinc Chromate primer and aligns with my complete lack of personality and sense of humor.

 

At our local "stealership" - whether on the lot or on order - the present color selection is as follows:
5 black
7 white
1 silver
1 terra (dark orange-ish)

No wonder there's a gang of us in the general vicinity. The only difference is the trim models and mods.

 

Judge me

 

I can no longer respect your opinions @Captain Spalding

 

How dare you call my Lunar Rock 'grey'!

 

Lunar Rock is for space cadets.

 

Why would you ever have?

 

Nice. Conveniently post #69. Well played. sir.

 

Your car is the wrong color.

 

The lunar rock rocketship

 

69? I don’t get it. What do you mean? Something to do with Yin and Yang?

 

Happy to oblige.
Your lights are the wrong colors too.

 

OK that one hurt. Guna have to take a break from this forum for a while.

 

Sorry...

 

It's cool. I asked for it

 

Yeah. We get like junior high on here.
Something is different, you pick on it.

 

The only thing you could be judged for is the raptor lights... Just sayin'

 

If you get a ladder it will distract everyone from the Raptor lights. ;-)

 

Hahahaha. That’s funny.

You’ve painted yourself into a corner. Time for fang lights!

 

I'll start a gofundme so I can buy the them.

 

Love it.

Also, I don't have a widdle wadder, she just has big hands

 

I know that you know that I know that you know that I, well...you know.

 

Exactly why my wife is 4'10". So I can almost feel normal.

 

Well, that went further south than expected.