If I die tomorrow....

I got ran off the road by a white van... it’s happened twice already.

 

Mine today would be a silver F-150 crew cab. He had at least a 6" lift and ugly fender flares. He was in a right turn only lane and in the middle of the intersection decided he'd rather go straight instead and didn't bother to check to see if I was there first. My brakes and middle finger work fortunately.

 

Lol this guy sees me comin and jerks his wheel. Someone just had a head on collision the other day. Everybody died.

 

There’s a bunch of pagans that live around here. And me being in an interracial relationship I can understand why he is pissed.

 

Mine would be my wife being mad at me due to buying guns, ammo, tabacco, beer, or who knows what other reason lol.