A$$Hole Parking

As the title says. Post up pictures of those a$$hole parking jobs.
I came out of a building I was working at today to this. That’s my work van btw.

 

I know what I would do in this case.

 

Whoops, sorry about that dent in your bumper, you must have pulled a little too far forward when parking.

 

Oh I wanted to back through that bumper and then pull it off with the ball but.... I can’t do these things while in a company van so I waited for the soccer mom to come out. It’s annoying having to play nice.

 

Was she at least hot?

 

Not at all... fat and loud

 

there is whole web site based on this Enjoy

https://laughingsquid.com/you-park-like-an-asshole/

 

Different parking lot story I will never forget. My mom comes out from the store and rear end is smashed on her caddy. Note on the window said "people are watching so I left this note" .....nothing else (this was in the 70's before cameras were everywhere)

 

lol, I was a kid, no one carried cameras around in the 70s

 

I get it sucks but at the end of the day it's a car and if something is damaged it can be fixed. Sometimes stupid things lead to even dumber reactions i.e. shooting, stabbings, etc out on the roads. OK not everyone is smart and would do what we all would but it's what makes the world go around. I try to chill, take a deep breath and not let some idiot ruin my day.

 

Reminds me of the time some dick-weed was was parked horizontally across like three spots in front of 7-11. I pulled into the spot right next to the front of his car so he had to back up to drive off. Depending how much of a dick I'm feeling like I also do that to dudes who do the same thing by taking up all the prime spots in parking lots with their trailers hooked up.

 

I literally put the bumper on the day before this happend. People have no regard for others property.

 

Not at all most don’t even realize they’ve done anything when you confront them. It’s insane.