AITAH? - 4RUNNER VERSION

No way!

I always pictured you as one of them 'high falutin' Florida chicks. You know, the classy broads that only dine at Chic-Fil-A. Because we all know that God blesses that chicken. It's the reason it tastes so delicious.

 

Trust me, if Chic-Fil-A was closer to my general location, I would have opted for that.

 

Buncha new roundabouts in the area…

1. The Waze Lady says, “proceed straight ahead.”
2. I get a big sneaky grin on my face.
3. The Lovely Girlfriend gives me the stinkeye and says, “don’t you dare.”

 

Funny how just yesterday I moved over to the left lane to give space for a few cars to merge onto the freeway(I signaled) then after they got on I went back to the right lane(I signaled). A new Explorer going at least 25 mph above the speed limit tried to pass me in the right lane well after my right hand signal was on. He got pissy and swerved back to the left lane and cut back across in front of me.
Can’t we all get along?

 

Unfortunately, that answer is “no."

 

My only comment is, never interfere with your enemy when they’re kicking their own ass. And in Texas at least, protect yourself at all times. If you stay ready, you don’t have to get ready.