The Official 4Runners.com "Yo Momma" Joke Topic, As Suggested By Thatbassguy

Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.

 

Yo mama's so big, she is the leading cause of solar eclipses.

 

You momma so fat, somebody yell Kool-Aid and she come bustin through the wall.

 

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

 

Yo momma armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

 

Oh yeah!

 

Yo mamma's so poor I walked in the front door and out the back

 

Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

 

Yo mamma's so ugly they tied a bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her

 

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.

 

Yo momma sucks and blows so hard, I bought her from Home Depot. She was in the sump pump department.

 

Your mamas so big, when she is in the water and moves, every yells, RUN the dam just broke

 

Yo mama house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

 

Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

 

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

 

Yo mamma's so stanky the paper mill relocated because of the smell

 

Yo momma so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

 

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

 

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

 

Yo mama so big, the only reason your dad was attracted to her was due to gravitational pull.

 

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

 

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.

 

Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

 

Mamas so fat she makes Themberchaud look like a lizard.

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

 

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

 

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck.

 

Yo momma's so fat, she was the inspiration behind Queen's Fat Bottom Girls song.

 

Yo mamma's so fat, when she fell down I didn't even laugh. The sidewalk was cracking up though